Jesus never made Tales From Topographic Oceans. Or listened to it either.

Squire was really an underrated bassist. Such is the curse of playing that relatively anonymous instrument.

"…on to the Heart of the Sunrise."

Based upon what? Rachel Getting Married? The Truth About Charlie? The Manchurian Candidate? Beloved?

When male actors hit over 60 they get to carry guns and not fuck their much younger female co-stars. When female actors hit over 60 they get to play old rock singers and fuck their male co-stars who are the same age.

Dark…gloomy…dark…serious…dark…foreboding …dark…

Reese getting shot isn't a running gag, but a tiresome cliché.

For some reason, the prospect of watching a Carter vs. Lyon girlfight is infinitely more intriguing to me than the $100 I'd have to cough for Mayweather vs. Pacquiao.

Word.
Thank God for Cookie Lyon!

I downvoted because I never had before and wanted to know what it feels like.
Any day I can see Taraji P. Henson is a good day.

Thank you, LaToya!

Being dead has the miraculous effect of making people forget what complete dirtbags some dead celebrities were.

I remember the video came on for "You Are Not Alone" and the whole family watched it quietly. When it was over my son said, "That was sweet. Two White girls making out."

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Drake: "Hey Madonna, what did Dennis Rodman's cock taste like?"

It's not so cute when you think grandma is only gonna plant one on your forehead and she decides to suck your tonsils out, is it?

No Fruitvale Station, no Selma and 12 Years A Slave does no better than #28, but I guess I should really be pissed Django Unchained by noted Black filmmaker Quentin Tarantino didn't even make the cut!

Leave Johnny Depp's mother alone!

Verdict's in: San Fragoso blew this interview.

Ellen Barkin going nekkid in a lousy movie like Siesta is a lot like Sigourney Weaver going nekkid in Half Moon Street: at first its interesting, then it gets boring and finally it becomes numbing.