Mr. Hudson can take some comfort in knowing that despite being older than Murray, Aykroyd and Weaver he looks better than any one of them.

The eight minutes of Prince being awesome almost makes up for the remaining 92 minutes of SNL sucking hard.

I'd like to hear a song called "Spray Diarrhea," wouldn't you?

What? No questions about the homoerotic bromance between Dillon and Dutch? How disappointing. Wonder why Carl Weathers hasn't shown up in any of The Expendables crap fests?

The ads for Hostel 2 repulsed me, but the scene where a naked and terrified Heather Maztarazzo hoisted upside by her ankles and being tortured made me ill. I know she's gotta work, but for me that was the true definition of "torture porn."

What's up with all these butt cracks?

It's not that people don't like Islam. It's more that big apple butts scare the snot out of them. Reference: "Baby Got Back."

…and along comes Beatrice Dalle and shuts this derail down COLD. http://static1.purepeople.c…

Superman, Batman and Captain America all get on an elevator. Nobody speaks.
Finally, Cap says, "Before we get started, does anyone want to get off?"
Superman and Batman get off the elevator.

Meh. Needs more disaster porn.

Odd isn't it? If there were two brain cells between the entire editorial group at DC Comics they would stop orgasming over John Romita Jr. and Geoff Johns doing their current Lil' Abner Superman and give Garth Ennis a limited series with the Big Blue. Better Ennis than Orson Scott Card.

What I don't get is most of Melissa McCarthy's movies make her heftiness a point of emphasis. The trailer for this one (which looked like a sequel to Identity Thief ) certainly does. Yet if you even mention McCarthy's weight you're gonna be called a Fat Nazi Scumbag Rex Reed Wannabee.

Hard time befallen another Soul Survivor. Bobby was one of our best.

Dr. Fate is Lame with extra Suck on the side.

Ennis does great work on war stories where he shows he can do his research and sweat the facts (while still getting in his usual scatological "humor"). You'll either love or hate his Punisher work. I love it, but The Boys ran right off the rails into incoherence and shock value for the sake of shock and nothing…

I love Hitman, but those company mandated crossovers like "Darkest Night" really stalled Ennis' momentum. At least he had some fun with it as he had Tommy and the gang sitting in Noonan's Bar musing about these ridiculous "events" and saying, "Ever notice how these things seem to happen every few months?"

The art on Batman Eternal has run the gamut to acceptable to horrid and I cannot believe it takes five writers to produce this formless crap.

I'll never forget the performance of Jamie Lee Curtis' breasts.

Norbit 2?

Eddie's last stinkbomb, A Thousand Words came out in 2012, but was made in 2008 which means his last "new" flick was Tower Heist where he had second billing to Ben Stiller. He doesn't have a single project in the can or filming, Nobody's seen Eddie Murphy much these days.