Give me less personality and more gags because a lot of that personality is of an arrogant, entitled "my shit don't stink" rich prick.

At least Delirious has the slightly redeeming quality of being an earlier work in Eddie's career when the fame and fortune was just coming to him. In the four years between Delirious and Raw there's a lot less innocence and far more cynicism settling in.

It's also flat out not funny for long stretches. That whole Gus and the family thing goes on waaaaay past it's sell-by date.

Needs more misogyny and "fucks."

You don't have to be Elliot Rodger and his asshole buddies to see the ugly misogyny in Raw's "jokes."

We always like our heroes better when they die before they get boring.

I wonder if I did the research how many articles would I find where Sarah Silverman is described as "cute," "pretty," "sexy" or "sweet" before she's called "funny?"

Thank you, Mr. Seinfeld! You Christ Killers all stick together!

We can make it work with oral.

Sarah Silverman doing "racist" material in a cute voice is better than Joan Rivers doing "racist" material in a voice that sounds like nails on a blackboard. It's also funnier.

Hate sex is never boring.

As much as I like The Temptations, the Four Tops absolutely killed.

Another grave for Abe Vigoda to visit, pour one out and say, "This is for the homies who ain't here no more."

Those "Help! I've fallen and can't get up!" commercials don't seem so damn funny now, do they?

Batman v Superman: The Stinkfist of Justice

Can't wait for the sequel to the sequel, Justice League: Hell No, We're Not Putting Motherfucking Aquaman In this Movie!

I'd add the Impact! and Malibu Comics line.

I knew they were going to say that but I didn't wanna say nothin'.

Therefore if every comic book is somebody's first issue as Jim Shooter once said, shouldn't every issue of a comic book be numbered #1?

"I'm the best I am at what I do. But what I do ain't sellin'."