Not right. 

Not right. 

Unless you're a toothy, goofy, leggy, lanky brunette like Carly Simon.

Unless you're a toothy, goofy, leggy, lanky brunette like Carly Simon.

"Dancin' Clown" is Joni's worst song.

"Dancin' Clown" is Joni's worst song.

Dude, Joni's worst album will always and forever be the bloated "Chalk Mark in A Rain Storm."  Joni Mitchell and Billy Fucking Idol?   Get serious.

Dude, Joni's worst album will always and forever be the bloated "Chalk Mark in A Rain Storm."  Joni Mitchell and Billy Fucking Idol?   Get serious.

When's the inevitable supergroup with Ted Nugent and Hank Williams Jr. 
dropping their first album?  Jenna Jameson will be on the microphone. 
Not singing.  Just on the microphone.

When's the inevitable supergroup with Ted Nugent and Hank Williams Jr. 
dropping their first album?  Jenna Jameson will be on the microphone. 
Not singing.  Just on the microphone.

"Weasel dust."  Oh, that Frankie Z.

"Weasel dust."  Oh, that Frankie Z.

The one saving grace of that episode was it featured Olivia Brown's character a.k.a "Big Booty" Trudy.  Girlfriend had beaucoup junk in the trunk if you know what I mean and I think you do.

The one saving grace of that episode was it featured Olivia Brown's character a.k.a "Big Booty" Trudy.  Girlfriend had beaucoup junk in the trunk if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Blecch.  Miami Vice the movie stunk on ice and the major, fatal flaw is Farrell and Foxx actually are worse than Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas.  A friend nailed it when he said if they had done the movie with Farrell and Foxx playing cops not named Crockett and Tubbs and they would have been freed of the…

Blecch.  Miami Vice the movie stunk on ice and the major, fatal flaw is Farrell and Foxx actually are worse than Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas.  A friend nailed it when he said if they had done the movie with Farrell and Foxx playing cops not named Crockett and Tubbs and they would have been freed of the…

Or the one with James Brown and alien abductions?  That might be the worst Miami Vice episode ever and there's a lot of competition for that title.

Or the one with James Brown and alien abductions?  That might be the worst Miami Vice episode ever and there's a lot of competition for that title.

I've heard Edward James Olmos had such little respect for Don Johnson as an actor that he refuses to ever make eye contact with him.  Check out some episodes and while Crockett is speaking directly to Lt. Castillo, he never looks at him.

I've heard Edward James Olmos had such little respect for Don Johnson as an actor that he refuses to ever make eye contact with him.  Check out some episodes and while Crockett is speaking directly to Lt. Castillo, he never looks at him.