The title of this review is also an editorial comment.  I saw what you did there, Oliver.

The title of this review is also an editorial comment.  I saw what you did there, Oliver.

No love for Funkadelic, huh?  You overlooked "Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow," "Take Your Dead Ass Home", "Get Off Your Ass and Jam" and "Loose Booty."

No love for Funkadelic, huh?  You overlooked "Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow," "Take Your Dead Ass Home", "Get Off Your Ass and Jam" and "Loose Booty."

It's a weak cheat and cop-out.  It's not even the classic Alan Scott, Green Lantern.  It's a new 2.0 version from Earth 2 and whenever DC put the New 52 down like the sick dog it is,  Gay Green Lantern will go back in the closet.

It's a weak cheat and cop-out.  It's not even the classic Alan Scott, Green Lantern.  It's a new 2.0 version from Earth 2 and whenever DC put the New 52 down like the sick dog it is,  Gay Green Lantern will go back in the closet.

The cast should consist of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Will Smith, and four non-Scientology, but otherwise closeted actors, call it "The Fabulous Seven" and be done with it.

The cast should consist of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Will Smith, and four non-Scientology, but otherwise closeted actors, call it "The Fabulous Seven" and be done with it.

There is no such thing as too much Jennifer Lawrence boob. 

There is no such thing as too much Jennifer Lawrence boob. 

Garbage is a great band, 'Absolute Garbage' is an excellent primer and as long as I have a face, Shirley Manson will always have a place to sit.  

Garbage is a great band, 'Absolute Garbage' is an excellent primer and as long as I have a face, Shirley Manson will always have a place to sit.  

Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Norris, Wilis in "When Old Conservatives Attack"

Speaking of baked potatoes, that's what Sly's surgically altered mug looks like.  With lots of extra butter.

She plays the horse?

I would have preferred Ron Jeremy if they wanted a broken down, ugly-as-fuck, old bastard.

Don't forget those big ugly bruises from her boyfriend beatin' her ass. 

I love this woman because Lisa Lampanelli does not give a fuck.  In a world full of wussies, she grabs 'em by the short and curlies and turns sacred cows into hamburger.  Lisa pushes whatever hot button offends and finds the humor in it and unlike meatheads like Andrew Dice Clay she does it with humor, not…

Ditto.  I ended my pull this year before "A vs. X" and The New 52 looks like more of the same shit the 102 was before.  I can't think of a time when mainstream comics were more boring to me than they are now.

The 20 "likes" to your four say differently.