Her cavernous vagina is quite impressive too!

Ministry has always been a ugly band that made ugly music so why be surprised when they make ugly videos?  You want pretty?  Go find a Katy Perry video.

Jazz?  On the A.V. Club?  No wonder there's only five comments so far.

Do not want.  Will not buy .

How lucky can a guy be when he goes from a modern classic like The Shield to one of the best shows on TV in Justified?

32 years after 'Nine to Five' and who would have predicted between Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton and Lily Tomlin, it's Tomlin who looks the most natural now?

"Rape. Murder. Rape."
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."

Listening to Chickenfoot should be horror enough.

Wolvie may be a chubby bass player but he won't lack for groupies willing to chomp on his chubby.

But he still gets more ass than a toilet seat.  And his dad gets to watch!

I'm Howard Stern and This Is 60 Minutes. Tonight I report on lesbian midgets with dildos.

How is being part of Chickenfoot different from getting the shitcan?

Could you narrow that down to your first 100 favorite AC/DC songs?

I know what happened to his mom.  I'd let her tell you but her mouth is full at the moment.

I have a feeling if I click on that link someone from the Human Resources will invite me to their office to explain exactly what NSFW means.

So where's Pia Guerra now?

"This Man, This Monkey" sounds like the title Stan Lee dreamed up for a bad Fantastic Four vs. The Red Ghost story.

Truth be told, I've only given a shit about two Vertigo titles, Preacher and Y:The Last Man.

Ugh. Adam-12.   Bad trip, man.

Always liked it when Friday would talk tough to some neer-do-well,