So Brand's gonna make us suffer for another three years of crap like "Moneyball," "The Tree of Life" and "Ocean's 25?"  Whatta guy!

I'm sure "Subdivisions" is Rush's "Enter Sandman":  the point where the band first became noticed beyond their hardcore fan base.   It's certainly the first time I gave a second thought to Rush.  Before "Subdivisions" all I ever thought about Rush can be summed up as "Canadian power trio with a lead singer who plays…

I believe Armond White is proof we have finally realized Dr. King's dream:   He's a flaming asshole based on the content of his character, not the color of his skin.

Seems to me Gabourney Sidibe got a lot of love for Precious and likewise for Casey Affleck for Gone, Baby Gone and both of those were made within the last decade..

A tranny hooker?  Is that why she's called Scary Spice?

David Spade calling Eddie Murphy a falling star is like Jenna Jameson calling Kim Kardashian a cheap whore.  Consider the source.

This could be an entire new series for the A.V. Club.  Defending shitty sequels could keep Noel Murray busy for the next decade or so.  I can't wait for his impassioned critique of the secret brilliance of "Alien Resurrection," "The Sting II," and "Jaws 3-D."

And fat. Welcome to the Buffet.  We got thighs and pies.

and the cheap looking tats.

If you've got to get that drunk to nail Amy Poehler you're probably not gonna be able to get it up anyway.

Jennifer Aniston has no ass.  Just two skinny legs that intersect at her back. 

No movie has ever made girl-on-girl action less sexy than Requiem For A Dream.   It'll make you hate your penis.

I was done with Y: The Last Man after 355 got it.  Yorick should have ended up with her, but Brian K. Vaughn knew it and wasn't going to play along.

I'm more of the mind the ending of No Country For Old Men blew, sucked and swallowed.

I had completely forgotten about Threads.  And for good reason.  It shits on  your mind,  grabs you by the nose, rubs your face in it and asks you how do you like it?

The end of The Shield wasn't as depressing as it was inevitable.   Vic Mackey had gotten away with so much shit for so long there was nowhere else to take the character without lapsing into total caricature.

I almost died of boredom when I had to read the piece of shit back in high school.

Seeing how the end of the movie is the beginning the long hard slog to get to it is pretty damn depressing.

As far as bummer endings go they don't get much more bleak than Blue Collar, Star 80 and of course, the champ, Requiem For A Dream.

Something stinks up in this bitch.