I'd enjoy looking at her making out with Joan Jett.

That he's Hitler?

I nominate Corey Hart's "Sunglasses At Night" or Andrew W.K's "Party Hard" as the next MNF opening them.

Radio blah blah.

Lady Gaga should totally join Queen.  Working with her killed Clarence Clemons so she could finish off May and Taylor and stop them from embarrassing themselves further.

Playing in half-full arenas for suckers pays better.  And there's plenty of MILF's hanging around backstage so there's that.

I'm not dead.  I've just been in the studio working on an album better than "Chinese Democracy."

Does Super Heavy need two old twits on guitar and drums?  May and Taylor say, "Have cash, will whore."

Unless she can pull a closeted gay turk with bad teeth, I'll take a pass.

Robot dancing is the best part of the movie and it still gets a "B minus?"   Somebody got some extra butter on their popcorn.

I refuse to believe any Hugh Jackman movie is worthy of that much screentime, so fuck you very much "Australia."

Speaking of mutants are there any scenes where Wolverine takes on The Terminator?   I live for that stuff.

Who cares?  I'm sure he's enjoying what's in front of his head.

You only wish she'd T your bone.

You can have your Real Steel.  Gimme some of that Warm Flesh.

Wynton Marsalis is an arrogant little turd and his hatred for fusion and electric-era Miles knows no bound.  He hustled the hell out of Ken Burns.

I can't get behind Burns' Jazz because it stinks of that snotty fat bastard Wynton Marsalis taking a giant shit all over Miles Davis and John Coltrane and anybody else that made music in a way Marsalis didn't like.  There's a great story about jazz to be made, but it will have to be made by someone not influenced by…

You're really expecting a hillbilly pimping his one big hit and his daddy's last name to fact check before he makes really lousy analogies?

Are you ready for some Hitler?

I don't think Julian's gay life was "abandoned" on The Shield as much as it was not something that required constantly referencing.  I just finished watching the complete box set and there were more than a few nods to Julian's gay "past" including his trying to help out the guy who got a mouse trap on his dick at a…