No…no…no!.  Shush.  You're supposed to pretend you LIKE Justice League #1.  The fate of the entire comic book universe hinges on it!

Hey, that's exactly what happened with me with "Superman: Grounded."  Sucked me in with the first issue and I blew it off with the horrible, horrible subsequent issues.

If I could put Brian Michael Bendis' long-lived run on the Avengers behind me before I die that would be the nicest thing Marvel could do for me.

Warren Ellis on a bad day is better than Geoff Johns on a good day.

Agreed.  I'm more of barely hanging on to Marvel comics guy myself, but anything that gets people who normally don't care about comics to pay attention to them is a positive thing.

Word.  I've always thought someone should do a Batman story where he just flat out collapses from his knees giving out or suffering dementia like a boxer who's taken one too many shots to the dome.

See, I was thinking the same thing myself, but apparently everyone else was so busy fapping it to Chelsea Handler's flapjacks to notice the irony of a channel that doesn't play videos having a Video Music Award show.

She's fine.  Called her up after the East Coast earthquake and she was right in the middle of some heavy duty bonin'.

Kate's Winslets can get incredibly rude with me anytime.  They're stout and brawny too.

Finally time to dump the dial-up, huh?

I look forward to the sequel to "Hancock"  "Mo Cock."

With Ryan's shows dying on the vine (The Unit, Terriers, The Chicago Code) and Michael Chiklis wasting his time on terrible shit like Modern Family isn't it time these two bald bastards sat down to plan a totally unnecessary, but probably watchable Further Adventures of Vic Mackey As He Hunts Down His Runaway Family?

The show peaked with it's debut and slid down face first on a shit slide. I still prefer it to the comic book since Robert Kirkman is an incredible douche, but I don't know how many more chances I'm going to give The Walking Dead to deliver on its great beginning.

You guys gonna listen to Mr. Tin-Foil Hat? You gonna let him give the orders? I mean, he could BE one of those things!

Hi! Is this the latest Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark thread? No?

I'll thank you for the recommendation of Catwoman 1-24 only if it wasn't drawn by that talentless hack Jim Balent. Two words: Balloon Tits.

Who doesn't love Kate's Bush?

After the last tsunami/earthquake didn't Japan move closer to the United States. Maybe Aronofsky worried about doing a movie about a mutant with all that radioactive shit going on in Japan.

At least Aronofsky is free to direct The Daredevil, The Hellblazer, The Jonah Hex, The Catwoman, The Elektra and The Superman once Zack Snyder fucks that up.

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