You need better heroes. Or more interesting villains.

Armond White is a Nattering Negro of Negativity.

You know what I absolutely fucking can't stand about Black movie critics like Armond "I'm Not" White? I can't stand how they have to constantly remind you that they're Black and you're not.

Isn't it just kinda twenty kinds of too bad Jared Loughner doesn't make films? I'm sure he would have something killer to say to Armond.

Somewhere Abe Vigoda is saying, "Better him than me."

Tasha Robinson may be a Black name, but everything else about her is 100% percent White girl.

The Name of the Game
I AM FLORIAN HENCKEL von DONNERSMARCK….

EPIC Fail of the day
In the category of "piss on my head and tell me its raining" there's this entry about The Closer from Wikipedia: The cast consists largely of an ensemble of detectives who make up the LAPD's fictional Major Crimes Division. It is led by Kyra Sedgwick as Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson. Some…

Starwhackers?
Where do I sign up? I've been whacking it to stars for years.

Matt Motherfuckin' Millen
I would really like to know where Matt Millen, the know-nothing asshole who ran the Detroit Lions into the ground as their general manager, is hiding the pictures of the executives at ABC, ESPN and the NFL Network smearing feces all over each other and raping nuns. I can't figure out any…

Color Blind Casting, anyone?
Wesley Snipes will be in jail rimming the Tossed Salad Man. Idris Elba can't play every Black superhero in the Marvel Universe. He's gotta play Heimdall in the Thor sequel.

This is NOT a plug for my book! Honest, it isn't.`
Hey Nathan, if I promise to buy your book instead of sitting in a chair at Barnes & Noble reading it for nothing, will you promise to stop plugging your goddamn book and start actually writing new articles again?

Is it hard living life with a 4-inch penis? Your mom wanted me to ask you.

Eddie Vedder? I thought that was Benico Del Toro.

If Luke Cage does show up in this flick cast Terence Howard in it. By law he has to play the Black sidekick to heroes with the first name "Iron."

Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at that stank-ass ho in the red dress?

Any band with a Black Irishman as the frontman as Thin Lizzy had is as far from corporate rock as it gets.

If Batman vs. Al Qaeda is dead what about The Goddamned Batman vs.
The Motherfucking Tea Party?

Anyone who says Gina Torres never saw her getting freaky with Vic Mackey.

Apocalypse Wow.
Daddy's little 'ho.