Because it's a fucking cunt? I mean what else do you with a cunt but fuck it? Kinda obvious, really.

Mad Mel's Meltdown
Don't worry about it Mel. Whoopi Goldberg will gladly blow you.

The Creepy Thing about "Barney Miller"
It still weirds me out to see the World Trade Center standing in the opening far shot of the NYC skyline. I know you have to view things in historical context, but it still gets me to see the towers and realize they aren't there anymore.

The Kiler Inside Me
Didn't laugh once at this one. There was a real-life incident in my town where a minister was driving on the freeway and two assholes threw a cinder block over the overpass, crashed through the windshield and left him blinded for life. He forgave the boys. I don't. Shit like that makes this…

Tyler Perry fired his writing staff supposedly for snitching about what life is like on Team Tyler. I'm not surprised that Tyler Perry is a down-low, cult leading, Jesus pimping fudge packer. I'm surprised that he had writers. Who knew?