…OR incredibly committed to the gag. Either way, watching him/her's more interesting than working.

@ #1 Fan: Awesome, you're back! I thought you went away so you could spend your day looking for a job or something, but I guess you just wanted to do some…research…or whatever. Still, good news for me! Although you're going to have to explain what Charlie Rangel has to do with family values, how homosexuality isn't…

Oh! Michael Clayton, ESQ. Noooow I get it.

Wow! An elitism/family values double zinger! This guy's a pro. Or a hack. But which is it?

? You lost me. Ambulance chaser? Who's an ambulance chaser?

You think? Because I have people like this in my family, and they are deadly serious.

Yes. Yes! S/he wants to expand your mind - with Andrew Breitbart! That is either precious or brilliant.

Yep. Keep going!

@ FreedomFan: Now the one thing I *don't* get fully is whether you're for real or not. That is to say, whether you are, in fact, just THAT fucking earnest and unself-aware that you're trying to stand out from the other Tea Party lunatics by trolling a site that has little to no political content because the Media…

I'm sorry, but can I - um, can I just point out that FreedomFan took the time to *register*? I just feel that I must point this out: that s/he was so caught up in his or her burning need to BRING DOWN THE LIES OF LIBERALS EVERYWHERE in ONE FIERY BOLT OF RIGHTEOUS TRUTH that s/he actually *registered* the name s/he'd…

So yeah, Macwell Mac could work.

That's a point, except nobody actually has the first name Mac. It's a nickname, usually either a truncation of a first name, or of a last.

Whoa there, Pierce! You're not gonna make any friends with THAT attitude.

Nope! His father's name is Luther Mac. Ergo, Mac is Mac's last name.

* is the one that triggers

Big Government has NO RIGHT to regulate lunar gaming - that's just common sense. Also, moon slavery.

I just always assumed that an accurate New England accent was the one that triggers my urge to punch Red Sox fans.

"Nice 'concerned face,' James."
Is it just me, or is the still accompanying this article named just a *tad* passive-aggressively?

They're gonna have to give him a first name at some point though, aren't they? Because it can be distracting and does sort of take you out of the show sometimes in a way it shouldn't.

That obesity really worked for him here, though. There's something about a fat Foley that added to the resigned desperation that made the character work so well.