Read All About It
Was Read All About it the show with Boot and Slipper and the talking house? I can't tell from the linked clip. Anyone know what I'm talking about? All I know there was a house on my street that looked like the aforementioned talking house and I had to run past it fearing it would steal my 6 year old…

Pratt, I couldn't run to the TV fast enough (pre-remote days) to change the channel as PD Door ended and the Dr. Who theme started up. Freaked the shit out of me, and to this day I have never watched Dr. Who.

I'd like your hair long and nailed to the ground.

I have never read a Cussler book, but I do watch The Sea Hunters.

I saw these dudes a few weeks ago…
on a lark more than anything, and I was fairly impressed. They put on a pretty good live show.

W.H.O.?

What ever happened to The High and Mighty?

Get your ass to Mars.

Also the rumored attachment of them to Chabon's Yiddish Policeman's Union - not sure who would be more suited to tackle that one.

In the scene where Begley Jr. first appeared I heard his voice and assumed it was Randy Quaid.

*Does synchronized standing backflips with Wesley "Two Scoops" Berry*

I assumed PW just likes to hold a revolver between his teeth for concentration, like chewing on a pencil, while doing home renovations. You're not finding a red that deep at Sherwin-Williams, no sir.

That's exactly what you should have done Jorge, and now you've ruined for everybody. Also, there aren't any more S American camelid genii left to work with. Shit.

Total suck pod.

Swine Flu killed my partner on the eve of his retirement. Vengeance is the only option.

DON'T.

Bill Nye is dead, right?

I run Camino, just turn on ad blocking in your preferences and you're laughing.

Boom boom pow?

Phil Connors, I thought that was you!