Costner owns in Silverado, almost as much as Kevin Kline's beard.

"Today's Special", I think.

Mars Attacks!/Independence Day
I imagine Tim Burton editing MA! and seeing a trailer for ID4 and weeping.

Whoa, whoa, whoa…..grundle?

"Don't touch my butter."

Does the McD's Pedo-Meter
come with a Happy Meal?

Much worse than both his parents dying from carbon monoxide poisoning, I agree.

Hmmm…
I'd assume it's some sort of Just for Laughs/Punk'd hidden camera show and try to ruin it by mugging for the camera or making a scene. At least that's usually what I do when rape is implied in conversations within my earshot.

Transducer X - Where were you in the Explosions in the Sky thread where I got dogpiled on for relating my story of being shoved by shushing hipsters on the back balcony for talking at the bar? I don't care who's playing, if you're standing in a bar, you shouldn't be accosted for having a conversation.

I used to love that show. I had no idea who he was talking to half the time, but I loved it nonetheless. I watched History Bites out of allegiance to Commander Rick.

Exactly what it sounds like, I reckon.

Yoour wifee wiill scraem at the sihgt of yoour new boenr

Well since you brought it up Duh, I neglected to mention that the conversation I was having was about my intense hatred of Jews, but I didn't think that part was important.

Really? Well, now I know who the pretentious douches are that get mad at people for having a conversation at a rock show. They're the same type of people offended by improper personal pronoun usage on internet comment boards.

My "It's not the band I hate / It's their fans" story
I saw these guys a few years ago at the Opera House in Toronto. During the show there were several douches attempting to pick a fight with my friends and I for *TALKING!* too loudly, in the back bar on the balcony.

Consentual Bonin' with Leonard Cohen:

I concur.

I concur.

Lovers in a Dangerous Time
Shit fucking owns.

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere…
that Crowe was playing dual roles, both Robin Hood and the Sheriff. Is that shit still happening?