I was flipping past Hallmark when I saw Lacey Chabert tucking in her 10 year-old sister. Then I realized that it was actually her 10 year-old daughter. I was surprised to see Hallmark depict a character who clearly got pregnant in high school until I found out that Lacey Chabert is 34 years old.

Starring, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

The National song titles that could apply to a Trump presidency:

It's usually Sean O'Neal who reads my mind.

Jason Seaver was one of my favorite TV parents. I acknowledge that he wasn't a strong enough disciplinarian to be a great role model (unlike, say, Clair Huxtable). But he probably would have been one of the most fun parents to be raised by.

The jokes themselves are Jeff Foxworthy-worthy, but the idea of the
scene is a good one. Clark would never actually cheat on his wife, but that doesn't mean he's above ogling and fantasizing. That's funny and real. I prefer this more innocent scene to the Christie Brinkley sequence in the first one where he did cross…

DC sure loves its seamen.

I can't imagine kids and adults not loving "A Pinky and the Brain Christmas," which beat out "Treehouse of Horror VI" for the 1996 Emmy for best animated program.

I saw The Snowman for the first time a few years ago and it was beautiful. I can see why it's the Charlie Brown Christmas of the UK. They made a sequel in 2012 (The Snowman and the Snowdog), but I haven't got around to watching it.

It even ceases to be ironically enjoyable after the opening credits. The Muppet Show did a Star Wars special back then that was probably a lot closer to what they were going for.

aka "George Soros"

That fossil must be, like, 5000 years old.

"You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me!"

What's the most recent Christmas classic (as in part of the "official" canon)?

I remember reading that a disturbingly common note screenwriters receive from male execs is to have their female leads raped. Not even for shock or perverse voyeurism, but as a way to make them sympathetic. Because apparently, that's the only way they can feel for them.

Dean is bland. Logan is douchey bland. Jess at least has a character of some kind. He's the brooding "bad boy" (relatively speaking).

For me, the problem is that Rory has no character to speak of.

I can't think of anything more "cuck"-like than worshiping a trust fund baby billionaire who brags about the many ways he screws you over — shipping your jobs overseas, profiting off the loss of your home and not paying his fair share in taxes.

He also donated to Hillary and Obama. But that won't bother his supporters. They voted for him because he's an old white male who will "give them their country back."

Yeah! Totally sticking it to the establishment and Hollywood elite with a longtime Goldman Sachs executive and movie producer!