One myth makes you smarter
And one myth makes you dumb
And the show that Netflix gives us
Should be pretty cool and fun

I used my feet but didn't lift them off the pad. Just worked the balls of the feet, rapidly shifting weight from one foot to the other.

In that case, you must have REALLY loved The Good Son.

"World Class Track Meet" for NES singlehandedly justified the existence of the Power Pad. I even remember the opponents you had to beat. In ascending order:

My first experience enjoying camp (the cultural kind, not the summer kind) was hearing Trans-Siberian Orchestra's now famous "Christmas Eve (Sarajevo 12/24)." It was so over the top that it made me laugh uncontrollably. Yet I rocked out anyway.

I've got to stop fantasizing about Lee Majors.

Castro hung on just long enough for the Gilmore Girls revival. Apparently, he was also sick of Rory's bullshit.

Cotton Mather…

Don't get rid of the electoral college — use it.

It's directed by Tarsem Singh, so it should be visually stunning if nothing else. And "nothing else" is probably a safe bet.

"TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
"BECAUSE I'M DEAD."

I would give that a pass because he's clearly hamming it up on purpose. I'm sure he wouldn't use that accent if it were a serious drama about Russian immigrants.

The whole thing about "oral posture" was something I could never quite put into words even if I knew something was off (to quote Red Letter Media: "You may not have noticed. But your brain did.")

Cinematograph? I assume they changed the title to avoid confusing buyers who might mistake it for a book on camerawork instead of Bresson's term for the art of filmmaking. But I don't think it'll make much difference beyond hurting people's brains.

"Forgot About Bre."

His total lack of experience may limit some of the damage he can do domestically. But in terms of foreign policy, we should all feel eternally blessed if he doesn't cause World War III.

"Operation Outrage Fatigue." Just do so much scummy shit that people will get tired of criticizing since there's only so many hours in the day.

Is this a ploy to distract from the $25M settlement for Trump's latest fraud case? I'm just surprised he had the restraint not to use the terms "uppity" and "boy."

1. To look "hip" and totally not racist.
2. To manufacture a faux-controversy to distract from Trump's $25M fraud settlement payoff.

No, no, no! Let's all sing kumbaya with these folks and try to sympathize with their hatred. Maybe we can come to a civil agreement on how many people should be targeted in a new Holocaust.