And if he speaks like an ordinary guy.

He always was the more popular Belding. But we got the better Belding.

I never understood why he would hate donuts. But with such a fit physique in a sedentary profession, I believe him.

Carrot top Judas!!! THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME.

You can play "Mystery Date" instead. Just make sure you don't get the dud!

I'm a total Superman 4 apologist.

Thanks for that primer! I've read a lot about the movie, but not the particulars behind the ending. I thought I recalled hearing that the producers felt they needed a "bigger" ending than simply saving Lois, so they grafted the time travel ending intended for the second one — I didn't realize that the sequel was…

Superman: The Movie (1978)

He was basically doing a big-budget version of the Adam West show. If only they let Schumacher redeem himself with the aborted Batman Unchained written by Mark Protosevich:

The Seal and U2 songs are forever burned into our brains, but the most notable thing about this album is seeing Sunny Day Real Estate on a superhero soundtrack album! This is why '90s nostalgia is justified.

I mean, Hitler's men called themselves "Nazis." Doesn't get more evil than that!

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Remember Shark Bites? "Eat them before they eat you!"*

Even I could beat that twerp up. Though to be fair, I am tragic vampire supervillain Michael Morbius.

Best ever. Futurist art is beautiful.

Probably, if they're famous, but who knows. Hollywood hasn't made enough Asian male-led movies to see whether general "Asian-ness" has a financial effect.

Hollywood is all for diversity unless it's Asian male diversity. Which is odd because they're trying to appeal to the Chinese market more and more. I guess greed is not that good at breaking down racial barriers.

It would be a blast to make (hang out with your favorite NBA stars and various celebrity fans) and an easy slam dunk at the box office. See that pun I just made? That's how easy it would be to make Space Jam 2 a hit.

Peter Sellers gives one of the greatest film performances of all-time—no "comedic" qualifier necessary. Mandrake is my favorite of his three characters, but Sterling Hayden's deadpan crazy might be my single favorite thing about the movie.

On one hand, I desperately want to see a final Conan movie with aging Arnold as a barbarian King Lear. On the other hand, I know it won't be anything like the original. It'll be slathered in CGI with an average shot length of 3 seconds and a generic soundtrack of BWAAAMPs.