"The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. THIS you can trust!"

I suspect Disney won't remake the "Thor's a homo!" scene from the original:
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A deal was reached when the Columbian government agreed to stop calling them the "Fart" movement.

Barack HUSSEIN OSAMA.

Michelle Ex Machina.

Little Monsters and Earth Girls Are Easy both feature character designs that disturb me to this day. For some reason, they just feel so perverted and ghastly. It's on some subconscious level I can't quite explain.

Of course I do. First one activates the bidet. Second one activates a blow dryer. Third one sprays a perfumed moisturizer to keep me fresh and itch-free.

This is how they won the Franchise Wars. Soon all restaurants will be Taco Bell.

"Chewie O'Neal…we're home."

I'll take the Gatsby Swing Top, even though it's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.

In a later episode, though, the Urban Sombrero is actually shown to be a big hit ("Now we have to compete with that damn Urban Sombrero!").

It used to be Weezer, Wes Anderson and The Simpsons but not for a long while now.

Although Refn's Drive was technically based on a novel, the final film cut a ton from the original screenplay and the end product was basically a remake of The Driver (as noted in the article) with some Thief mixed in.

Charlize Theron in Monster gets my vote. Or Stephen Archibald in Bill Douglas's "childhood" trilogy.

If you haven't already, you should check out Pixote, the original Brazilian kid street gang masterpiece. I don't know if this hurts or helps, but it's also Harmony Korine's all-time favorite film.

Throughout ancient mythology, there are plenty of examples of male-male homoeroticism but almost none involving women. So Xena's LGBT subtext (which includes many characters on the show) was actually a fitting corrective to that.

Two other notable outliers: Jean-Pierre Leaud in Stolen Kisses didn't smash the mirror during his breakdown. And Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk Love smashed everything except the bathroom mirror during his freakout.

Tim Curry's "Darkness" is still the best movie devil. And that prosthetic makeup…no CGI can ever top that.

"For you, the review where A.A. Dowd shit on your childhood was the most important review of your life. For him, it was Tuesday!"

That would be outrageous, courageous, even advantageous.