That wasn't heaven. Or else we wouldn't see Young Jack alongside Adult Jack.

When Wes deserved this kind of recognition (for Rushmore and to a lesser extent Royal Tenenbaums), he didn't get it. But when he makes cringe-y self-parodies like Moonrise Kingdom and Grand Budapest, everyone goes nuts.

The Tree of Life. The Act of Killing. Birdman.

100 is way too many for a 5-year period. Kinda defeats the purpose of a "best of" list.

Holy shit! God bless you Corporate America! Well, at least this once. This experience was everything they promised and a whole lot more.

Animal Collective has to get a runner-up mention even if Arcade Fire takes the 'A.'

That's not true. I know all about Ricki Minoj and Ibby Australia. And I know all the words to Taylor Swift's "Blank Check."

That's on you! I'm a year younger and I knew "Muskrat Love" via Full House, where it was a favorite song of Jesse's old flame.

The sex is unquestionably amazing. Now here's what's wrong with the sex…

I predict WINDOWS will not only become a hit movie but also a computer operating system.

NBA Finals MVP Kawhi Leonard may be your dream man!

"The dildo was in YOU all along! Now pull it out and wash it off."

I'm not here to make friends.

"Brought to you by ILG, selling your body's chemicals after you die…"

Es muy bueno!

George Bailey.

- So I'm dating this guy with a diaper fetish.
- How do you deal with something like that?
- [shrugs] Depends.
Audience howls with laughter.

Calling you by name? That's a Cat Man Don't!

"Patrick Stewart Suffers 3rd Degree Burns from Tea, Earl Grey, Too Hot"

the plane, a Ryan PT-22 Recruit.