Because of course they didn't.

Yeah, those old strippers with the giant blueberry tits are gross.

I hate that band. I would fight those fuckers.

What if she's his father? Don't tell me they haven't tried it in the comics.

You can, however, fight the skeeters with DEET, the skeezers with self-control, the weasels with cats or small dogs, but, listen people, it's most important that you fight the measles with an appropriate vaccination schedule. Don't listen to Jenny McCarthy.

ALWAYS ASK FIRST

"That's my secret, Gwen. I'm always horny."

I would bring up the Browns, but since they threw in the towel this week in the most transparent way I've ever seen in the NFL, and then managed to win in a way that put them out of contention for Bridgewater and Clowney, I'd say they simply continued to fail—this time at failing.

HomoSINuality celebrated on the TV like there people! The LORD mocked in schools by libural eleites!

Jon Hamm: Still rich and ridiculously good-looking. Don't cry for the Hammster.

The Liberace movie beat out The Bible. This proves something to some stupid person somewhere.

His beard is the same color as his skin.

Too conservative, but quicker.

Equus!

If making fun of destroyed show business semihumans becomes passe, we're only going to have unemployed show business semihuman Sean O'Neal on our hands, making Britney Spears look like Paul Fucking Krugman.

Oh. I guess that's a kind of Vegas show too.

I've wondered if this "golden age" and the rise of reality TV aren't linked. The broadcast and basic cable networks make their money on practically free to produce bottom-of-the-barrel crap, allowing the talent to concentrate on the smaller number of higher quality scripted shows.

YOU'RE CLINICALLY DEPRESSED

/ = "divided by"

Lizzy Caplan - Sex = Kristen Stewart
Lizzy Caplan/Sex = An Eli Roth picture