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Aldo Kelrast
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It looks like a still from a Lonely Island video.

The ecological message: if you just keep breeding the same stock, over and over for decades, with no new blood and no beneficial mutations, you wind up with horrible degeneration.

Looks like Jose Padilha did to Robocop what Jose Padilla wanted to do to Chicago.

For the purposes of this silly, space filling exercise, I say that it is OUTRAGEOUS if the "official rock song" of Louisiana isn't by a: a native, and b: a black person. I also really don't like Randy Newman. I also just finally "got" your handle, @avclub-6b160289536b8a7a7a2c161a02014e7c:disqus . It helps to say it

Or: "Iko Iko"
"Rockin' Pneumonia"
"Walking to New Orleans"
"Southern Nights"
"Whole Lotta Shaking"

The part where all the music comes from. Hell if it has to be a white guy it should be "Walk on Guilded Splinters" or a Jerry Lee Lewis song.

"I Wish it Would Rain?"

You'd take a Randy Newman song over anything by, say, Fats, Allen Toussaint, Huey Smith, or Professor Longhair, PD-N? You nuts.

Black moobs, black moobs. THEY AINT NO TITS!

"Skynet built them to perfectly mimic humans in every respect. Except for the Austrian accents. That was non-negotiable."

Vs. the Unstoppable March of Time and the Inevitability of Mortality

vs. Howard the Duck

vs. The Masters of the Universe

vs. Robocop

Snadler's backsliding already.

When you take a dog from a no-kill, they usually replace it with a dog from the kill shelter. The ethics of no-kill are questionable, but you're really rescuing a dog either way.

What happened to Victory Records after the millennium was perplexing.

The Feldmen have a saying: 'God created the internet to train the washed-up.'

Nazarbayev used to be considered one of the more humane of the central Asian rulers. Looks like renting an American pop star is like the cotillion for arrival in the insane despot club.

4 Nerds 3 Dildos.