So it's apparently that there are 5 unpublished books on the way, including a Catcher sequel. Blow me, Harvey, you phony.

Well, I don't think the show's half as funny as the podcast.

That's some theory.

A Gar Bar be a drinkin' establishment fer piratical fellers of the homosexual disposition. Gaaarrrr.

I know they're Aukerman's buddies, but I find the Birthday Boys to be really subpar both as a group and as individual comedians.

There's something interesting to be said about the fanboys who vomited up Schumacher's camp Batmen chowing down on Snyder's leaden chaste bisexual Superman.

Tin Machine suffers from truly atrocious production and mixing.

God, do you remember the awful days earlier this summer where we all had to pretend we didn't hate Boston? NEVAH ARGAIN!

You made me google that, Cliburne. You win this round.

Or maybe he just got older and wasn't as good anymore.

Call me when they get to The Dark Man X Rises.

They retconned Jersey Girl so that she was actually Jersey Man's daughter from Jersey Prime, but then they killed her off in the Infinite Bayonne crossover in '93. Of course they made Sister Wehauken into the new Jersey Girl, but eventually brought back the original Jersey Girl, Briadonna De'Artucciolio, back as Pine…

"Your first mistake, Batman, was expecting Disqus to behave similarly in any two distinct situations. Your second was tangling with the twisted mind of the Riddler! But the first one was pretty bad."

Benedict Cumberbund in assless chaps.

He's saying "GaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlie."

This is all clever Hollywood slight-of-hand to disguise the real story: Affleck has been cast as Owl-oleo in Owls of GaHooolie 2: Electric Gahoooliooo.

So much outcry that is irrelevant as the casting so long as Zach Snyder is directing these crapfests.

Are you the Wendy's girl now, WYMM?

I save that for Jezebel.com.

Hush now. The cityfolk durnt needta know about our typa love.