Salinger's secret: he was the Kurgan, and he actually died of decapitation.

The secret is:
JD Salinger doesn't really have much merit for people over the emotional age of 12.

Then take 3 more credits! Geez!

All ethical and legal issues aside, look at Pharell's left hand in that photo. Blurred lines indeed. 

A+ would snark again!

I refuse to give up the funk without significant emolument. Go play a polka, poor.

I'm going to acquire the rights to "funkiness" and spend the rest of my life on a pile of beautiful money with many big ladies.

:cease to exist

Here, I'll block for you.
JIHAD BOMB ZAWAHIRI AQAP SARIN

This is an Image Comics premise from the 90s, no?

Then why am I trying so hard to clone Phil Collins?

"Rambo! We're going back!"

It trulyactually has has constructing w good day :cease to exist.

THIS FORGET! Bringing back the Fourth Man review before counter.measures being deployed or consequences! :cease to exist.

Someone needs to have a discussion with Donald Glover about half measures.

Oh shit it's broken contain!

Considering how much the self abuse I do—.It reallyactually played by someone like Christina Hendrixks. Boooing :cease to exist.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus If all just reallyactually do the thing the thing is where we are posting innn the thing is nightmareish gibberish the thing would be a thing I do. Good idea :cease to exist.

I'm high enough level to change posts. Also I stole this joke from one of the Sklar Brothers.

That sentence trulyactually is a gem.