And thus the universe was created.

THIS MOCIE IS VRRY SEXY AND SMELLS LIKRE BURNT TOAST!

Reallysurely?

Covering her breasts in bed to make her look more like a boy, Krabbé?
 Covering her breasts in bed to make her look more like a boy crab!

I swear that Monae times her drops to embarrass Lady Gaga.

I think I saw an off-Broadway piece titled Robin, Turn On the Batman. There was a moderately lower chance of personal injury.

It turns out he didn't have any talents!

NASCAR for the Bridge-and-Tunnel set.

I somehow feel as if your choice of this article means something, as if you're the spider queen of Broadway, and this entire Spiderman debacle is some sort of modern blood rite to keep you swollen with the life energy of young Tisch School alumni. In which case, I wish you a very happy birthday, Shelob.

I would submit that, if a machine is designed to maim people, it is human error when it fails to do so. QED.

I mean, it's a lot harder if you're older than 13. "What's 13-5?" Fucking smartass brats.

My wife swears that there are millions to be made in gay ghost novels for tweens.

That's often because I still think it's 2010 at least half the time.

Not at an arena game. It's more like "You couldn't afford the best, so here's this!"

I managed to win a trivia contest because my brain could cough up the fact "HE HATE ME's" real name is Rod Smart. I often have to subtract my birth year from the current one to remember how old I am.

Look, you might see the loss of the Larry/Darryl/Darryl shippers as no big deal, but there are still dozens of us!

Only if you add el slappo del back.

I heard it stands for "Knights in Secondary Sports."

I can't listen to this at work, so maybe it's great. But that blurb sounds like it was written by Tony Robbins.

Because watching TV hurts less than thinking.