If you look hard and cross your eyes a little bit, you can see the reality.

Meet the new twats. Same as the old twats.

Hey! This guy did a lot of things I wasn't aware of. Thanks, dead guy!

The people who are into this kind of thing are in desperate need of validation, which they are being provided. It's a closed feedback loop.

Snape kills Dumbledore and Entropy wins.

"Trespassed into the incorrect parlor, did you not, ruffian?!?"

2013 Mix = BASSDROPS BASSDROPS BASSDROPS!!!

Family drama? Not really my bag. DRAMATIC HAIR? YES!!!

We should take it on the road:

Here's the Elder Things?

1991, The Year that You Knew About the Bands that were Inexplicably Popular before the Rich, Good-Looking Kids Suddenly Adopted them and Continued to Look Down on You.

There Will be Jaywalking

I'm calling "Lizzy makes bed with frog-throated Matthew Perry" my sentence of the day.

"Hey Mel, you remember when I said I'd blow you last…? I lied."

He's not literally hate-filled. His bones have some strontium-90 in 'em.

Too Jewy. He went with "Karlheim Messerschmidt Schmalhopfer."

I called this yesterday, though I assumed that Brazil would be culpable.

Mexican Heaven is nicer than American because they use real sugar.

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About 25 years ago, a whole bunch of stupid people decided that the people who didn't think what they thought had been manipulated by the media, and the whole thing metastasized from there.