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@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus Doesn't know how to use the shells. *snickers*

You sayin' I CAN'T?

The Chicken Soup etc. series consists of the most toileted books in the world. For certain people it must be an unconscious ritual: the platitudinous good comes in your eyes, the sinful sadness goes out your ass.

It is impossible that Disney/Pixar's determination to make more and more films about anthropomorphized modes of transit doesn't originate in somebody's fetish.

Disney is now making its own cheap Brazilian knock-offs of Pixar films. I'm surprised this wasn't called Leetle Fliors and star Thudner O'King.

It was originally called Too much Johannsohn but he changed it on Ellis Island.

@avclub-60dd44fc5944d2c8eb5bc7b7b9a3a70d:disqus No, you still can't go to Chik-fil-A if you want some tasty chicken.

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus I was in Turkey in 2010, and it was remarkable. Just uninterrupted run after run by athletes from every country, with minimal babble from the Turkish voice-over guys.

Don't feed the trolls.

Lady Gaga would dribble when she laughs, except she never laughs.

Someone's doing so much juvenile "trying too hard to do something that will get me taken seriously" that I almost feel bad for her.

The Ghosts of Sabbath Past will include Dio, Iommi's finger, Bill Ward, and Ozzy's dignity.

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus Front for a greedy dragon.

Glen Beck will always love gold! Gold gold GOLD!!!

Unfortunately, a freak wormhole opened to 1886, and Lux's post fell backwards through time, directly into the hand of Arthur Conan Doyle. He killed himself shortly thereafter, muttering incomprehensibly about saving the world from what contemporaries reported as "Cysgay Ottercrime Husbands."

It sounds like a Wedding Present 45 played at 33.

I wonder what the August release means. Either the suits have no confidence in it, rightly or wrongly, or they feel the need to open an original property late in the summer where there's less competition from the Sandlers and the Minions. Which is probably good thinking.

Hey GB, you can keep your ring, along with your twice yearly film adaptation of Pride and Prejudice. We get it.

Seriously, if you want to make a project of removing the assholes and basket cases from your record collection… well, you'd better really be fond of Weird Al.