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Aldo Kelrast
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Banana shaker is an under-utilized and subtle instrument. When combined with banana harmonica, it can be sublime.

So I guess I'm going. I have some misgivings about seeing a reunion tour and about the venue, but Mrs. Kelrast insisted, and, after paying $200 to see Leonard Cohen in March, $90 didn't hurt so bad.

The movie's set in Spain, but Del Toro's Mexican.

This is a drawing of an asshole. One dollar, please.

He'd be better for the next time they feel the need to resurrect The Master.

Biber would totally have been a Restoration fop.

Tupac Hologram

Fuck you. Professor Longhair's for closers.

It's a suburb of Cincinnati.

FYI, New Orleans doesn't have a Civil theatre, for reasons myriad and obvious. It does have a "Civic" theatre.

I'll always remember this libertarian editorial that I read back in the 90s that argued for the defunding of public television, because TLC and Discovery showed that private enterprise could do a much better job of enlightening the people.

Well, we're here, now.

"We couldn't even discuss a book until it was ideologically vetted by the local Party council."

Nick, Nick. When you're dangling from a telephone pole and Malibu is in flames, you'll have no-one to blame but yourself.

I think it's a shame that we all forgot turning into mer-persons back in '83.

If "cake in the rain" = "metaphor for the contracting of venereal disease," then yes.

HERE'S THE ELDER THINGS

This should obviously be a plotline in the new season of BB.

What if he were to star as the shoggoth?