@avclub-b476828992f393a09339cf6270d30aa8:disqus I don't know about that. I live in Louisiana, which disguises its shittyness by strategically nestling between Tejas and Mississippi, and I've been to Europe more frequently in the past five years than I've been in Louisiana outside of New Orleans or the West Bank. The…

That man loved to chuck it.

Clive Owen as John Starks was a risky casting choice, sure, but that's why a director like Soderbergh prefers working with the cable networks.

Williamsburg is like the boho neighborhood in any city of more than 200,000, except everyone who lives there was born rich.

Not that hard. Statistics show that white people have smaller families and have a tendency to live less close to their extended families. Out in the country, where these things are less true, they're out barbeque-ing like everybody else. Why these things are true go into issues of class that I don't feel knowledgeable…

Actually, I think you can blame the "Classic Rock" format for some of the hate, coming into existence soon after they broke up. If you don't like a band, the fact that their natural popular lifespan seemed to have passed, only to have them suddenly elevated to permanent residence on the radio must have been hella…

Draw a fat bell curve with, say, 35 (representing years of age) at the center. The vertical axis represents the probability of the Eagles being your dad's favorite band, and the top of the bell is about 99 percent.

It rocked my whole entire world when I found out—two or three years ago—that that's an Eagles song. Tricksy California cokeheads.

He's not at a high enough OT level yet, and the Co$ is about to come down hard on his and Jaden's special psychohistorical mathematics.

Predicting that every recognized comic property will eventually be made into a movie is hardly a staggering piece of prescience. If they had somehow pegged the Rom the Space Knight adaptation opening in 2019, I would be impressed.

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Spanish Inquisition?

Spoiler: Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. And in Sixth Sense. And, curiously, in Die Hard 5.

It's SUE-per Tuesday!!!

You just wait for the "Dodo" release by Metallicoots.

Could somebody explain to me how that guy didn't dead in the least nerdiest way possible please?

Do you think that he and Jerry Orbach get to not be crusty old guys in heaven, or would that just confuse everybody? RIP

"Catching Fire finds Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark emerging
from their disenchanting victors tour to find themselves once again
embroiled in the games via something known as the Quarter Quell. Phillip
Seymour Hoffman pops up in the trailer briefly as new gamesmaker
Plutarch Heavensbee, and fans of the series…

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus Alright, fair. Mark it a foul.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Let him alone. The kid was stillborn, and there's no level of contempt that Rick Santorum doesn't completely merit. You can't hate him half as much as he hates you for having a filthy whorehole.