The dead one?

Someone with enough money to fight with impunity against entrenched forces of evil and corruption.

Stop saying that. It's not even a word.

A British/Commonwealth guy who works cheap.

I don't want to hear from a filthy antipodean with his winter in summer!

I use a different handle, and a provocative image of Aldo Kelrast in a different pose. See if you can find me! (Don't try to find me.)

"I'm sorry, boys, but I'm going to have to let you all go. Cameron's lowering the boom."
-Lord Subway-

WHERE IS YOUR CAMERON NOW, GOD?!?

"What's this? On? I should… turn on the hologram? Yes. I should definitely turn on the hologram of my dead father. Good idea, back of my hands!"

Send Big Red around to smack some sense into him.

It won't even stop reverberating for a few more weeks.

It's a tenet of apocalyptic religion that, since the world belongs to god's enemies, people who really serve his interests must be scorned. I mean, Kirk is an idiot, but his whole pitch is not meant to appeal to the majority. If it did, it would mean that he was doing something wrong.

Well, not by inclination, but for the principle of the thing…

@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus I said lady. Hrumph!

Yeah, I don't even remember the last time I sucked a lady's dick.

Jesus, man. You need to lay off that stuff.

There you are! Don't worry baby, we've found a place for you in a German zoo.

Apparently Jigga has broken his hyphen.

I am mystified that we have to sign up for broken-ass Disquz, and the one thing that it seems obvious that it should offer—one login posting over multiple sites—doesn't work. Who the fuck do they have pictures of? As of yet this has prevented me from adding Dissolve to my time-wasting routine.

One wonders why this is being released in the dog's asshole middle of summer. I love a good ghost story, but am much less likely to be motivated to go to the theatre when nature is putting on a horror show outside.