All right, it's a gimmick, but "The Coward George Zimmerman" really does appeal to my baroque sensibilities. But I'm watching you, Mr. Man. You could even say that I'm following you at night in an unmarked vehicle, un-uniformed and armed, waiting for you to slip up.

This, the early incarnation of the Ali G character, Tom Green, and some others really made the late 90s-early 2000s a Golden Age of Trolling that we're not likely to see again.

On my first trip to Britain about 5 years ago, before I had seen this show, I was really stricken by how much the media was dwelling on peeedophelia. I assumed that, lacking our American daily toll of gun murder, they needed something for middle-class people to worry about. 

It was a type of petty nobility in the Holy Roman Empire, superior to a Kohkermann, but beneath a Kunztlikker.

I swear to god he's coming on to Wolverine when he's making a sandwich.

Everything you needed to know about the X-Men cartoon.

That wasn't who I was thinking. I thought it would be Dr. Napoleon Tinypants. I don't know a lot about comics.

You could ask 10,000 people to try to express the line, "Pahl, yus a whurwilf?" line phonetically, and you would get 10,000 unique answers.

Dude, I'm a vegetarian who takes Metamucil. My colon could take out Anderson Silva in a cage match.

Louisiana?

@avclub-b4238f7793ec8c1a632f14f2a1766c68:disqus No way, Mickey looked awful in that movie. You could really see how much plastic… wait, Rourke? Oh my. Oh my god.

I am a 35 years old man and what is this?

"There's nothing in the rules that says a donkey can't run the Indy 500 on an atomic rocket sled!"

It is a good thing that you can't get tattoos when you are 15, or I'd have the martini skeleton and Black Flag bars. At least my crap tattoos are custom.

I'll never say anything against Fugazi as a band; they still hold up brilliantly. But MacKaye, in owning Dischord, owns one of the few indie punk records—Minor Threat Discography—that will sell 10,000-odd copies every year. There will always be sexless boys turning 14. It's not the same when you have a few hundred CDs…

He misspelled it badly, because that album came out in 1995.

This will be an interesting series for me (though it's already making me depressed.) My punk years map perfectly over the 90s. I was born in 78, and started listening to Black Flag when I was 12. I quit my last band in 2001 to go back and finish college—being perhaps more cautious than Heller, I dropped out of college…

Alright, fair. I guess it's OK to sound like that when you're actually 19.

Are there any adults who still like Social Distortion? I don't think there's any band that has fallen so far in my estimation. When I saw them on the White Light etc. tour in… 1996? (With D-Generation and H2O, of all bands.) It felt like seeing god. Now I can not stand them. The whole retro,…

Growing up in PA in this period, we would have serious discussions over whether New York or DC hardcore was superior. What a comical no-brainer. Why did I have SO MANY Warzone records? What did that benefit me?