"Reuben James" has always been a favorite of mine. Guthrie's patriotic songs are the only ones I can stomach.

Most importantly, they create the illusion that Downtown Abbey is something other than a soap opera about rich twats.

You wouldn't, by chance, already have a closet full of costumes for that for some reason already sewn?

Of course you would be homies with Orson Scott Card.

Actually, they rebuilt me. They had the technology. They made me drunker… stalkier.

Fuck you I'm doing fine.

Utah

Use your money to get a sandwich with au jus!

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After The Great Cleansing, all that was left were cockroaches, the Humungus, and thousands of Cookie Monsters roaming the Dying Lands crying gruffly for bandwidth.

He's more of a physical comedian. To wit:

This is a song I strongly associate with the gym, because they've always had a shitty radio station on at the gym. That, and that one "human wreckage" song that might be by Bush. That said, I don't mind it, pretty solely because I like the effect on the guitar. And there's no way a song can be worse than that "human…

@avclub-ab60729bcbd8293eb5f31e5077c29049:disqus I thought about looking that up, but I figured that "Sergeant" would come before "York." My primary information on the Darrens in Bewitched comes from that scene in Wayne's World.

Look, this is easy. The formula is simplified to:

Dude, I can jerk off to a subliminal message.

…YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

On a spectrum from Shelly Long to Daniel Day Lewis, Cobbler, I give this a David Caruso.

"Be internet-savvy enough not to feed trolls." - Me

Phish fans criticizing the lyrics of any band more legitimate than Skrewdriver…

Indeed, I think Pacino pitches it at the right level, and it could have been a good hysterical shoutfest had Keanu the capacity to meet him there. Anyway, I cite it occasionally because I am a FAN AH MAN!!!