One thing I will say about Police Academy is that, since I was aware of these movies before I was really aware of music, I operated under the assumption that the guys in Blue Oyster Cult were gay for a long time.

What is it with you people and Police Academy? And how since, you people are now mostly new people, is it that two groups of people are Police Academy people? How can this be?

Not made with butter.

If you'd ever encountered a wet pussy, you'd have a better opinion of them.

I have blissfully managed to avoid completely information about Jodi Arias. I scrolled directly to the bottom just to post that. I don't know who she is, I don't know what she did, and I thought she was a man until I saw that picture. This makes me happy.

Apparently he's a fairly devout Christian, and a big part of his whole motivation is that we should cook and eat the good, wholesome food that God made for us instead of Twinkies. Which is essentially correct, but odd.

To teach you a lesson. About following links

@avclub-529547f7d09f047cf430aefcd204cd00:disqus I would just like to slurp the conceptual meat off of that bone!

Chris Bosh has bothered me ever since he cut his hair. It came to me when watching this series. He looks like the vulture from old Looney Tunes shorts. Whose name is apparently Beaky Buzzard.

After you've eaten my deep-fried butterdough with salty mayonnaise and sugar  sauce, you have my permission to die. You might not have much of a choice.

You can't get good racism at the supermarket any more. You have to go to one of those Eastern European markets that smell funny and sell bulk unrefridgerated dolmathes and concentrated black currant juice.

Mr. Clean and Frances Bean?

Yes, but it's Donkey Sauce.

An all-time favorite, and a nice companion to Evil Dead 2.

No mention of the dire-looking show he's going to be on with the girl from Psych? I have a feeling that the "Why the fuck would you ask me about that?" was so strong that it preemptively prevented you from asking about it.

"Hit 'em Up." Let people know where they've always stood with me.

None of those things sound like much fun.

This is going to wind up being a false tip Marc Maron phoned in against Kumail Nanjianli.

Mexicans

His genitals have to be burned down to stubble each year?