Wu-Tang is from the Caymans?

Wu-Tang is formed of Chechens?

Wu-Tang is full of chicken?

You people probably eat steak well done too. And you killed Jesus.

There are no "restricted" signs in Heaven.

Austin's not here, man.

Wait, is this the one with the real lesbian sex in it? Because… nope, still not going to watch it.

Natasha Lyonne is playing a criminal. Yeah. Playing.

If Sideways destroyed anything, it's American pinot noir.

Did he use banana stickers? Because you can just buy validation, if you're rich.

Don't forget about the padding. Enough to craft an army of scarecrows.

Janelle Monae?

That's an odd point of comparison. Wynton is really the only one who even touches on trad jazz. I doubt that it upsets them that they can't shred like Eddie Van Halen either.

No, you're clearly a crazy person.

More than anything, Sandler fears that the advent of a reliable Fartbot would render him as irrelevant as the guys who used to bolt tires onto cars.

I think "tasting" originates as an attempt to justify the outrageous premium charged on fine wines, so that we can all get together and pretend to taste things that aren't really there.

Hey! My butt was dancing! I didn't even know.

Look, I'll have a well bourbon on the rocks, hold the moustache wax, dipshit.

"Elway" is no kind of name for a punk band. I would accept "Kosar."

And yet, 20 years later, Dave Foley looks by far the worst of the 5. He's had a rough time of it.