Significantly less awful than being a child-renter.

THE DAY GHOST CAT IS NO LONGER LINGERING JUST A BUTTON PRESS AWAY IS THE DAY I STOP USING THE INTERNET!

He was saying "Boouarmon."

Faster Than the Speed of Light and More Furious Than is Possible in the Relativistic Understanding of the Universe

Jewel is one of those South Park Canadians.

What I would like to see in a new Trek is some investigation into the society of the Federation. ST is the only sci-fi utopia with legs but we saw more of Earth in the last movie than in just about all of the previous media combined. Since the original show mined popular genres like westerns, why not a Starfleet…

The Borg were subbed in for the first season's mind-control insect aliens. That's why the beacon sent out in that episode to points unknown was allowed to be a hanging thread. Q was the ideal character to cover for that and bring in the Borg.

GIVE A LITTLE BIT OF HEART AND SOUL!

It was really hobbled by falling in the crease between the old and new series models. Had it come out even five years later it could have been much more successful in giving you your consistent damage to the ship, or intercharacter tensions that had some legs. It's too bad that they had to default to the old Star Trek…

@PaulKinsey:disqus Hanson's got the golden ticket: Mmmbop was popular enough to serve as a period token. They still use it in TV and movies when they need to signify "late 90s," and that's only going to increase. It's the closest musicians can get to guaranteed money.

The way they've been flogging their children really turns me off. Barring an incredibly unlikely string of malfunctions and mistakes, they've chosen on one hand to make their money in the most precarious fashion short of panhandling, and on the other to try to all raise families en masse. And they want the rest of us…

I have no idea what that statement means, but I'm going to "like" it before you all realize that I can be replaced by an unemployed recent college graduate at half the cost.

Does Kickstarter accept extraneous children?

Java's Witnesses?

You can't have a party without Bossk!

PENIS GO IN PRETTY!

4 condoms: ~$4 (Less if you buy in bulk, and some places just give them away!)

If you are willing to accept a lot of "buts" and "in the right circumstances," then yes, I like the Richie films. More than the wildly over-rated Iron Man ones, anyway.

It's wierder when you realize that, before he took his stage name, he was Vincent I. Combustionengine.

I heard those motherfuckers have like, thirty god-damn dicks.