Dog the Bounty Hunter: who cares?

"How dare they charge me to subsidize Ke*ha just so I can enjoy the Golf Channel," said the white man, almost choking on his mayonnaise sandwich.

If you've not heard somebody bellowing an incomprehensible song on public transit, you've not ridden the bus in New Orleans, friend.

Stop calling @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus's mom a "bike." She's a "moped."

In the end, he was the quintessential baby-boomer. He did a thing that was kind of cool but ultimately over-rated, and then never, ever shut the fuck up about it.

Wow. There are just a million billion jokes you could make here, but I guess I'll let taste win out.
Los Angeles is a hell of an album.

Da, comrade. Ve are.

I don't know this Mos Eisley band, maybe they're great. But having a child is the end of your DIY music career. And four band members doing it in one year? Jesus Christ. They need to learn to tie a tie. Supporting en exponentially-increasing number of human beings on the income generated by being the most sensitive…

In this case "cup of wine" = "couple of lesbians."

THE BWAMMM IS GOOD. THE PENIS IS EVIL.

I really think that the Narnia books would have faded by now were it not for their having been adopted by American evangelicals. I'm not super informed about either book, but the Golden Compass movie was a damn sight better than the first Narnia one, but the churches murdered it.

Perhaps, but, as I said above I didn't like it. I don't think it stands without allegory. The plot hinges on "you thought I was dead but I'm not!

Yeah, those suckers in elementary school sure are sloppy in researching their allegorical Christian apologists. It's like, read your Brittanica, Bobby. Did you even finish Mere Christianity?

I was turned off on Narnia from the get-go. I come from a very mildly Catholic household, and I missed the passion allegory so completely that—even in 4th grade—I thought Lion et. al. was just poorly plotted. Aslan does his big, serious sacrifice, but then it turns out that he was only a little dead and that he knew…

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus Better to think of WaH as an adaptation. Other than Dune, which is…Dune, it's Lynch's only literary adaptaion, of a rather good and underappreciated novel. I think the movie's one of his best, but you can feel the tension between what Lynch wants to do and his need to at…

Marrying 3/4 of a million people and vast swaths of uninhabited tundra is never going to work out the way you think. Elk aren't nearly the patient listeners the crunchy liberals at PBS want you to think. On the other hand, you get that yearly dividend payment, so you should at least be able to afford a decent used car.

Dan Brown is bad at everything, and richer than everyone. I need a drink.

I'm afraid that, after The Following James Purefoy deserves exactly what he gets.

"Aaw, this is just what I fuckin' need—a bunch of gahd damn petty noblemen coming around with a fuckin' great charter. WELLLEMMETELLYA, it's not so fuckin' great. Buncha spoiled assholes in England these days."

Act Hard 2: Act Harder: The Grimacing