Unfortunately, the terrists won, because Jack Bauer drowned in a rainstorm.

Oh, @avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus , you couldn't have slept on Aldomania, could you?

Don't be ashamed@avclub-18f18df4a6146deb1b97c2c944b9660c:disqus . There are dozens of us. Dozens!

Did we do it by breakdancing? Cause I don't remember doing that.

WHY DOENST JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TSARNAEV PRODUCE THE PROOF THAT HE WASNT BORN IN THE DAGOSTAN?!? WHAT DOES HE GOT TO HIDE?

Wait, NBC killed Cher?

Thank you. I'll forward your appreciation to my boss.

I think that gave me a hemorrhage.

I've made a huge mistake.

"I needed a human shield" is usually the best I can offer the cops.

Shall I set off the traditional flash bang grenades, marking the beginning of Party Time Superhero Day festivities?

I know. I can't imagine what it's like to have no sense of humor at all.

Now, imagine it like that scene in Mulholland Drive. Now kill yourself, you creep.

I think it sounds like something from a Clive Barker story. You get there, and a monster with a posh English accent says, "You thought you were going to heaven. My dear, you have arrived in a heaven, of sorts… Now get in my vahn…"

Oh, I hate myself for getting what you're referencing.

Remember Avery Brooks? He was a pretty good actor.

Is Chloe Moretz some kind of angel sent down from Creep Heaven?

They should have left in "of Mars."

Something is wrong, and you're actually bothering to ask if Disqus is what's behind it? 

So I turned on the TV after dinner today, and the beginning of American Idol came on. I've never watched a full episode, and haven't seen it at all in many years. Apparently the opener was three of the singers singing a hit that I'd never even heard of, and the sound mix was terrible. Inaudible. I've heard better…