OMG 8/2 NEVAR AND I MEAN NEVAR FORGET!!!

I'm imagining that people in Hawaii have to live pretty exclusively on pineapples, which doesn't sound so bad, though you'd eventually get those little acid sores on your cheeks.

Jews

Did you know, that's also exactly what it's like to die?

I am sooo sick of the lazy writing on Family Guy.

Werner Herzog's Sanctuary

Albert Einstein and Hammurabi disco dance.

dementia syphilitica

"As if a switch had been turned, as if an eye had been blinked, as if some phantom force in the universe had made a move eons beyond our comprehension, suddenly, there was no trail! There was no giant, no monster, no thing called "Gatsby" to be followed. There was nothing in the tunnel but the puzzled men of courage,…

J-Gatz, Blinged-Out Bootlegger from Strong Island, Yo!

Joffry gets Rickrolled.

The 1919 Series was a fix-job!

Our parents.

Atomic warfare.

Fascism.

Stock market crash.

Daisy was his sled.

He was receiving transmissions from 90 years in the future in his dreams. They mostly took the form of automated bleeps and bloops, and negros shouting incomprehensible poems at him.

Because Baz Luhrman doesn't have the intellectual depth to use a Rihanna song to comment about "songs that are popular right now."

Which Michelle Williams is in this one?