It smells like a decaying plant in here. Did you just fart?

Phat.

My favorite moment of that is when the panty raider lights a match to light a pile of panties on fire and it's a graphic match to the rising sun in Pantyrabia.

I wasn't expecting Oculus to cause such a stir among commenters. Who would have guessed there would be an Oculus rift?

You'll also have to call and cancel your service. Cutting your cord alone will do nothing.

I remember that dude. I used to share my needles with him in the '80s. I'll upload some Polaroids we took together, right as soon as I get over this nagging cold.

Yes, the last Indiana Jones film was essentially the last Indiana Jones film.

Yeah, me too. I think I just gave in at some point. Was the lead character a boy or a girl?

For the waiter.

"They were filming that?"

I watched My Life as a Dog because I was convinced the lead character was gonna turn into a dog. It was both disappointing and life-altering.

100 Date Rapes would be enjoyable for about 5 minutes.

Ray Winstone as Busey
Shia LaBeouf as Keanu
Karen Allen as Lori Petty
Cate Blanchett as Anthony Kiedis
Harrison Ford as Patrick Swayze
John Hurt as a surfboard

Dying in a skydiving mishap.

I was saying "Blurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!"

Bravo needs to go back to airing Dogs in Space.

Elvis died "hulking out" into a toilet.

Ernest Borgnine was sitting alone in his apartment and then the towers came down and he got hooked up with better sunlight.

Illuminati Hall was the turning point.

And Kaley Cuoco is working on a Bill Bixby is Alive documentary right now.