FUCK YOU ALL!

Resistance is futile.

That's for the courts to decide.

Did you hear the one about the guy with 5 dicks?

Protip: crossed-out = s

It's Dada, dude.

He's God's gift to situation room notoriety.

They deserve a Purple Heart medal.

Not clay, but a similar substance that starts as a liquid and quickly hardens.

Jamie Kennedy waits by his phone for the WB to call.

You must have been devouring a fruit pie because you have Apollonia.

My new meshes won't be here until the afternoon.

Our slogan is "We are the people who hate Satan," and "are" is underlined. These new buttons have "we" underlined. That reads "We are the people who hate Satan." There's a difference. "We are the people who hate Satan" is not the same as "We are the people who hate Satan." Let's not fight. Look, we'll make it real…

Sorry guys, it's a Top Secret! quote. But I realize how it's kinda out of nowhere.

Curb your oldladyusiasm.

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You read too much Gary Larson.

"Welcome to Hell. Here's your Accordion To Jim: The Complete Series DVD set."

Captain N The Gay Master

[backs up a truckload of dead rats into the tampon factory]