Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?

I do a lot of captcha parsings and goddamn, that's annoying.

Oliver Stone blew his chance when he made a movie called WORLD TRADE CENTER.

Release the JFK B-sides!

Now I remember. It had a beach and bugs and had some kind of indigenous history and it was humid.

I say kill 'em all and let Cthulhu sort 'em out.

Wasn't that one of the Survivors?

Statler: Our creator died of toxic shock.

I've got 95 theses but a bitch aint one

Thong Song.

And then Ian McKellen finishes blowing him.

Insaneway.

Also the 20th anniversary of the discovery of Cobain's body.

Lorne, greenlight it!

Come see the freak with two left sides!

Rob Ford as Jupiter.

This comment could be used in any newswire story.

Yes, Rue McClanahan

And sounded barbaric yawps?

Jealousy is a Greene-eyed monster.