I don't want to give you the spoiler I heard indirectly, but you may be wrong.

It's also strange this season has never shown Hannibal even have any patients. The murder shit is a full-time job, as well as the free consultations for his friends and stopping suicides and messianic near-deaths. Makes me feel lazy watching Hannibal on Friday nights with one hand down my pants.

The Rolodex montage was a bit of a "fuck you" to the audience… unless there are clues in Hannibal's grand plan within that sequence. I noticed one was for a person specializing in medical supplies.

Bates Model and Hannibal are in the same boat where they sound like they would never work as TV shows.

In retrospect, I don't think this was a perfect episode at all.

"Neo, what if I told you I was in Apocalypse Now?"

That's crazy. I think if I saw Apocalypse Now again, I'd notice.

Let's face it: nobody wants to subscribe to my newsletter.

No, but I did slay at a Holiday Inn last night.

My only problem with Alana is that you would probably have some recollection of being drugged, remembering the moment when you went to sleep. The only non-suspicious way would be to stick a needle in her arm while she was already sleeping. Unless he did his whole force-a-seizure deal.

I've been afraid for the dogs since the beginning of the show.

When Hannibal was leading them to an abandoned place in Virginia, it had to be a person, and it was either gonna be Miriam, Abigail, or Gideon.

Every man in Silence of the Lambs is a sleaze.

(SPOILERS FOR THE 13 YEAR-OLD MOVIE HANNIBAL)

When Crawford arrived at the party and saw everybody sampling the meat, I almost wished for a gag take.

Wait, was Scott Glenn in Apocalypse Now?

Or else he held back the human dishes until Jack had come and gone.

I've been using human meat for years and you can perfect the marbling to make it look like that. It's a multi-step process and it actually turns out aesthetically similar, but you can't match the subtleties of the bovine option.

My own vomit. Bad night.

I was confused about the guards beating up Gideon. Did Chilton just order that?