I always thought the weekend could use more news stories, but I stopped caring ever since the Disqus rolled out.

I'm not sure if the show will survive in the FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS.

I don't know if this news warrants a Sunday morning posting, but hurray, I guess?

It seems like NBC should consider Tumblr demographics as well.

I felt like it was Carrie ad libbing because Fred is pretending to be a woman and then Carrie realizes she's got the real deal down there.

So far I prefer this season to last year's season-long development. Last season was great, but got kinda blurry by the end. It plays better in a marathon/

Pie Undershirt

Cicely Tyson: Hi Sheriff!
Clancy Brown: You speak when I say you speak, you piss when I say you piss, you shit when I say you shit.
Cicely Tyson: LOL Sheriff.
Clancy Brown: I'm just razzing you Sis.
Cicely Tyson: WAZZUP?

Were his dreadlocks blocking your view?

I've never seen the original and will never see the original. Why am I gonna see it with black people?

I'm in ur headphones, installing Star Trek 2 worms.

Modern Family is on syndication and it just happens to come on after the news, and I'm not enamored with it, but his character is the best.

One time I was at Home Depot, just waiting in line and they had a DVD playing and it was the DVD menu of Shrek and this song was playing in a 15-second loop. I don't know why anybody just didn't hit play. That would drive me nuts if I had to work there.

More like 175%, amirite?

I'm in ur house, dismantling ur speakers.

Fuck your back yard.

lol scattergories

He was on that one show. One Week or something. And he was Boddicker.

Would you ask Tom Petty's lesbian daughter that question?

Whatever happened to Styles from Teen Wolf? Get that guy a TNT show. Call it American Dicknose or something.