I would subscribe to HBO if they used actors from Deadwood and just recreated episodes of Girls. Jim Beaver as the Lena Dunham character. Ian McShane as that Star Wars guy. Powers Boothe as Mamet's kid.

My hands.

I was watching Nixon the other day and I've seen it maybe 3 times, but I don't remember a damn thing about it. I think I was just so mesmerized because it's chock full of great actors.

"In the pilot episode, you see a pair of mysterious boobs. Whose boobs are they? We're gonna reveal that in season six."

Peter Weller and Joel Kinnaman in Prime Directive.

That's what The Money is for!

I'm rilch, Milch!

Ice Cube, pass me my steel…

Where's The Money, Lebowski?

Stretcher should be about Tooms from X-Files. He squeezes into offices and by the end of the hour, human resources issues ripped from the headlines are solved by our hero. By "solve", I mean he eats upper management.

He should call his next special "No Cure For Firefighter/Paramedic/Public Servant Boyhood Fantasies"

I can only get through HDTGM if I've seen the movie before. Their plot summaries are just way too chaotic.

I look forward to zooming past this when I try to find something to watch on Netflix Instant.

Sample dialogue from "Rachel McAdams Topless"

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John Warner will be fired by the end of the day.

In one scene, Ethan Hawke takes Mason to the World Trade Center… and they take a cab.

I've been tracking this thing for a few years.

I was hoping that the fire would result in some sort of story development, like the marauders from last week seeing it and going towards the fire.

Daddy issues. A game of "Have you ever?". A cabin in the woods. Characters later lighting that cabin on fire, probably creating some sort of wilderness fire.