That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!

But seriously, hats off to them.  I'm a little weirded out at how similar this is to a lot of the ideas I had for it, right down to some of the really specific shots I would have used for certain parts.

DAMN IT! Someone stole my idea!

For god's sake, get off the internet until you're caught up!

Yeah, what the heck?  It's the top pick and there's no coverage for it?

SAUSAGEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

Ah, I see.  I guess I kind of assumed that once Deb found Dexter out, she probably figured as much.

What would Dex tell Deb about Brian?  Deb already figured out that they were brothers.

MCFARLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

Don't give Showtime any ideas…

One Valentine's Day in high school, I found a secret admirer card taped to my locker.  I was flattered, but not super motivated to find out who it was from (I was nursing an impossible crush on someone who didn't go to my school and kind of had tunnel vision about it).  So I put it out of my mind and went about my…

On the next Dexter:

He was using a slow cooker.  Most people throw their ingredients in and let it cook while they're at work.

Yeah seriously.  All jokes about the bench aside, it would have actually tied in really well with Deb's crazy guilt.

At first when the cop told Debra she had destroyed city property, I was praying she had run over the Maria LaGuerta Memorial Bench.

How does that thing keep up with the "pop culture news" news like that?!

Yes.      ………Maybe.

@avclub-1df8797177fc3b52be6784aacca7358c:disqus yeah, working out a lot doesn't give your cheeks that "sunken in" look.

I was in a bunch of musicals in middle school, usually just in the background chorus.  My crowning achievement was getting to play Mrs McAfee in Bye Bye Birdie in 8th grade.  I had lines and a solo in a song!  I took it really seriously and thought I did a great job.  Years later, reviewing a tape that had been made…

Not no more, it aint!