Oh man…this one far-right guy I know is absolutely convinced that he's a brilliant historian. "Put any history professor or Ph.D against me in a test of history, and they will surely lose" is one of his favorite boasts. But of course, the entirety of his "encyclopedic knowledge of history" is that he read a few books…

Scissor me timbers!

This. Is CNN.

It was pretty amazing listening to the Housewives/Heavy Metal Sisters bicker and banter in real life decades after the fact.

Give some props to Colonel Ninotchka of the original G.L.O.W.—she's where Brie got the ridiculous accent from.

I think it's PETA/ALF, and yeah, those groups suck.

That's really the crux of the matter. Guy Fieri is quite good at what he does. The question is whether you like what he does.

Yes! I remember playing this game on Genesis. I'm not sure if the game was that hard or I was just that crappy at it, but I never got very far into it.

Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a real useful invention.

That's what drives me crazy about it. I understand inventing slang to fill a particular need, or how technical jargon can become slang unto itself. That's fine. But there is absolutely no need whatsoever to use "ask" and "solve" like that. We already have the words we need, dickheads.

Sadly, it's true. Those are real things people say. It's just awful.

So many people thought this guy was funny. I was definitely not one of them. He did exactly one thing that made me laugh: He and Andy Dick did a skit where they ended up mocking each other by pratfalling all over the room with Tom Green saying, "I'm Andy Dick, I'm Andy Dick!" and Andy Dick saying, "I'm Tom Green, I'm…

Puff can work in certain contexts. Like, he did a good job tag-teaming with Busta on "Pass the Courvoisier." Granted, all he had to do was say the words Busta wrote, but the back-and-forth between them worked well.

Well, Uncle Luke featuring No Good & Jiggie did make "Here, Lizard Lizard" to capitalize on the popularity of the Taco Bell commercials promoting the Godzilla movie. So…there's that.

Lucas went all-in on the dad jokes for the prequels.

That focus group scene so perfectly captured every focus group ever. I remember dreading focus group feedback (back when I had a job that used focus groups) because it was invariably a ridiculous muddle of fully conflicting opinions that offered nothing of value.

Hot stuff comin' through!

Mere words cannot express my love for that joke.

I'm assuming most of us have put "louder, more proactive, and have access to a time machine" on all manner of feedback forms.

Chet Lemon and Black Schnaaaooow 4 life!