When I first heard she was on the show, I thought, "Oh, cool, they're bringing on actual wrestlers—nice bit of legitimacy there, and I bet she'll be handy to have on set."

Yup, that was him.

They tried to form their own group, the Log Cabin Republican Justice League, but it didn't go well. Neither the regular Justice League nor other Republicans wanted them around.

He honest-to-god thinks of himself as a tough guy badass. It's fuckin' hilarious.

"Batarang" is Republican Batman for ".40 caliber with extended magazine."

"Republican Superman! A poor person is being taken advantage of by a manager, who is demanding that he work unpaid overtime!"

Y'see, a good burger is like Jello pudding… no, that's not it. A good burger is like
Kodak film… no, that's not right neither. I've got it, a good burger is like
the new Coke — it'll be around forever.

That's what bugs me about this. Fox News gets caught lying every goddamn day. Have they ever retracted a story? Fired anybody responsible for lying? Admitted any wrongdoing whatsoever? Nope—they just shrug and move on, and the lie becomes Official Wingnut Truth(tm).

A good burger is like $240 worth of pudding. You cook, and then you chiiiiill.

Seriously. That shit was goddamn incredible. I busted out laughing at it and thought, "Oh man, that is horrible…and yet a perfect '80s wrestling gimmick." Props to Kia Stevens/Awesome Kong for rocking the hell out of it.

I'm gonna do a shitload of supercool and go to this.

Holy fuck, that one is funny. Had completely forgotten about it until now, and now I'm cracking up.

Boy, I sure am tired of all these star wars….

Oh, if you turn it the other way, it's a thumbs-up!

This is what Jesus did!

Please eliminate two. I am not a crackpot.

But it's a nun saying "fuck" a lot! Do I have to draw you a map? C'mon!

I stay bumping that song! I sneak it into DJ sets here and there, and there's always a handful of people who recognize it and are happy to be hearing it. And why wouldn't you be happy to hear it? It's a top-notch feel-good tune!

There was also a Brit named Godiva. They tried to at least sprinkle a little highbrow in with the lowbrow.

I want one of those Barry Horowitz robe/jacket dealies with the outline of the hand patting him on the back. So dope.