" I love smoking, and after I win the fight I'm heading straight to your favorite restaurant."

S-S-S-S-Samantha Fox!

Toni Basil is a fuckin' badass.

That song still works in the club. Even with audiences that are too young to have known it from when it came out.

Towa Tei (one of the DJs in Deee-Lite) is apparently a massive fucking megastar in Japan. Dude did have some serious crates and a knack for putting samples together.

Urban Dance Squad—"Deeper Shade of Soul"

Was wondering when somebody was gonna bring up Todd. That series is great.

Just yesterday, I watched Todd in the Shadows' video about "Come On Eileen" and learned that DMR are actually a very highly regarded band in the UK. I had no idea.

Most people think that. i had one person tell me it was "word-arrah!" I asked him what he thought that meant, and he had no idea. If this had happened after Blades of Glory came out, I imagine he would've quoted the "nobody knows what it means…it's provocative" thing.

"Very talented DJ" is way overselling it. He's got one of the best record collections out there, no doubt. But he's a pretty crappy DJ. He gets over with it, though, because he's Biz and he's funny and how you gonna hate Biz?

Please tell me you're kidding about Charlotte Church covering NWA.

So this is basically just schnitzel with saltines for breadcrumbs, right?

Pretty clearly written by his lawyer.

The president of the United States had to reluctantly hand over his phone so his lawyer could tweet a carefully worded denial about the president's own allegations that he surreptitiously recorded meetings with the director of the FBI.

It's no Xbox 360!

"This is music!"

Blue Ridge nutsack
Shenandoah nutsaaaack!

And that's what killed Freddie Mercury, right? It was Mercury's poisoning.

Look at me, Ma, I made it! I'm okay!

Even more excellent than usual, and he's been goddamn amazing this season.