But being a villain would make her stand out. I mean, you don't want to be one of those nice girls who gets dismissed early, right? No, you want to be the villain who Isn't Here To Make Friends but is here for True Love and because she truly loves Blast HardCheese. That character makes it most of the way through…

Bernie is dead, you morons!

Or even worse: Tax avoision.

It wanted to be called Loretta.

Her portrayal of Dolly Parton on Drunk History remains one of my favorite segments of that show.

Whaddya think of the prank, you little shit?

Or like Wilma Vammarammy's Blow Mama.

Can I go now?

I always thought that was a fantastic dumb joke. And then conservatives started insisting Commie Nazis is a real thing.

I love how bewildered he is that they don't care. "B-b-b-but the memes!"

I believe that's better known as "cocaine."

I only played Beyond Castle Wolfenstein, and while I suppose you were supposed to be stealthy, I preferred the "kill all Nazis" approach, which also served as a form of breadcrumb navigation. "Oh, everybody's dead here—I've already been in this room."

Ah, the Luftwaffe. The Washington Generals of the History Channel.

As a person who absolutely loves the "_____er? I barely know her!" joke construction, I laughed my ass off at this. Well done.

Yes. "Turn into."

This character called Martin was feeling rather randy, and he was heard to remark….

So it turns out that the dregs of society isn't a valuable advertising demographic. Who knew?

In these comment sections, you're to refer to me as Idiot, not You Captain.

Next time, he needs to bring some muthafuckin' Dunkaroos!

HELLO, JOE!