And he fucks the guy he wants to fuck!

Get him, Steve Dave!

Cloverfield?

Did you see the "Pursuit of Sexiness" stuff she did? I think it was UCB-related…she's pretty funny in it, though she's basically the straight man of the comedy duo. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

That's a good way of putting it. The whole scene was brutal (and brutally familiar), but I still wanted it to keep going.

"Laura, do you even know what cocaine is?"

"Oh! Uh! Yeah! I just…yeah! Hi! Ross! Oh!"

Dawn Lazarus was way funnier than expected. Bayer sells the hell out of that character.

Laura Parsons is so goddamn hilarious.

Exit Wounds is so dumb and inept and ridiculous, but it's also very entertaining. In fact, I'd say it's dumb and inept and ridiculous and is therefore very entertaining. I remember catching the opening sequence on HBO, and when Seagal blows up a helicopter by shooting it with a pistol, I cracked the fuck up and…

"I live my life a quarter-mile at a time" will always be hilarious for its sheer stupidity.

I love that it gets to the point where even Ansari resetting for the line is funny.

Totally agree about Priya. I thought that's where the episode was going, in fact.

I fart, silently.

Consider it a national holiday.

Yeah, it's just really astoundingly well done.

With ravioli, there are all kinds of shortcuts and handy tools you can use—cutters, stampers, these template-like trays, stuffers, whatever. Even with just a simple cutter (kinda like a small pizza cutter), you can knock out a bunch of ravioli fairly quickly.

I make pasta pretty much every week (and will aver that tortellini is a pain in the ass to make), I love Italy, and I would be over the moon to get to hang out in Italy for several months learning how to make perfect pasta from a nonna. So this episode almost triggered a weird mid-life crisis for me, which is to say…

Is there isn't a scene in this movie of him raining threes on somebody, then fuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaaaat!

Your mother exploded.