Or you could preface the first clause with "while," which would make the sentence technically correct (the best kind, etc.), but it also would maintain the awkward construction. I vote for the mighty conjunction.

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In a show filled with really funny shit, Zach Woods always manages to stand out as hilarious. He should have an impressive collection of awards by now.

Holy shit, when he plays "Simply the Best" on the boombox as his closer…so horrible and amazing.

Yes! The combination of the line delivery and the hand motion is so goddamn funny. It's a great example of playing ridiculous material seriously (unfortunately, a skill Myers forgot in the sequels).

No, I was quoting the game show contestant's reaction to seeing Brent and his shitty Austin Powers getup. (Yes, that whole scene is brutal. Everything is lame and sad, but Brent is by far the lamest and saddest, and nobody likes him.)

It's definitely been a while. She does a good job on Angie Tribeca, I must say, but it also helps that the show itself is great.

"Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!"

Who the fuck's that?

I don't understand. That wasn't funny.

Damn, good call.

The delivery of "I'll stay" is goddamn brilliant.

It's especially interesting given that when he's first informed that the Cold War is over, Austin says, "Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh comrades?"

"I thought you said your name was A Lot Of…erm…never mind."

Mimi Rogers would like to have a word.

It was the retro-slang posters that put me off seeing the movie at first. It just looked kinda dumb. Some friends rented it one night not too long after it came out on video, and I went along with the plan figuring there must be at least a couple chuckles to be had, and I ended up laughing my ass off at it and…

Oh man, I loved those sketches. My friends and I adopted "dutch-dooring" as a sort of catch-all phrase for when you wanted to imply something deviant and gross.

"No, Chris, I don't think I will fuck Stummies."

Yeah, this. There are seriously diminishing returns with each sequel (the third movie was crap, except for the opening sequence and Nathan Lane's bit as Beyonce's disguise). But the first one cracked me the fuck up when I first saw it and still holds up pretty well.

When they see a rather obvious trap, their strategy is to run directly into it.